He totally can understand hats becoming popular this summer, but its time that a guy let you know about these things. Let He start by saying that in comparison to big hats are big umbrellas for guys. HE is the assh*le who walks around with a 68" umbrella so take that into consideration when reading on.
Baseball hats and Fedoras are cute on girls, most girls, rather some girls. Once we get past these two it drops off real fast, like in a hurry fast there is a storm coming fast. It's summer come out from under you enormous hat and meet the rest of the world. You look ridiculous, it takes up a shit done of space, and you have to hold it onto your head when you walk, to prevent the wind from lifting you and the hat off your feet. Stay away from these big hats this summer, it won't get you anywhere or any He Approvals, hell you'll have a better chance of showing up on FbyHe for all the wrong reasons.
-He
P.S. Also check out the FbyHe Heel Height-O-Meter
Baseball hats and Fedoras are cute on girls, most girls, rather some girls. Once we get past these two it drops off real fast, like in a hurry fast there is a storm coming fast. It's summer come out from under you enormous hat and meet the rest of the world. You look ridiculous, it takes up a shit done of space, and you have to hold it onto your head when you walk, to prevent the wind from lifting you and the hat off your feet. Stay away from these big hats this summer, it won't get you anywhere or any He Approvals, hell you'll have a better chance of showing up on FbyHe for all the wrong reasons.
-He
P.S. Also check out the FbyHe Heel Height-O-Meter
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