If You Like Flatforms, You Are a Moron!

He has chosen not to write about Flatforms, in hope that they would just disappear. Well it seems as if some of you morons out there are buying into this trend, well let He tell you one more time: "If You Like Flatforms, You Are a Moron!" It is that plain and simple. UGGS are disgusting and He's never ending war to get them off this planet will never stop, but at least you can make an argument that they are soft and comfortable. FLATFORMS just have no argument and definitely no place in this world. So fine you want He to add Flatforms to He's "coalition of evil" DONE! You don't think the ArmHe can find wars on more then one front, we will show you. ArmHe is like America, if we don't like you, expect a bomb shoved up your ass in the next week. So War Declared. Flatforms you are going down.
-He

P.S. Buy a pair of these and He can almost guarantee that you will end up on Fashion by He getting made fun of.