Like Mother, Like Daughter...

Sorry ladies but if your mom is a terrible dresser, odds are you suck too. Don't believe He? Let's take a look a this picture right now. Mom is in some sort of jeans that He has never seen before, what the f*ck is that black stripe thing down the side? Now look at the daughter! What in gods name are those things on her feet? We can officially mark this down as two things in the world He has never seen before, what are the odds its all in the same picture.
-He