Is Full on SweatPant Ever ok?

Have not seen anyone rocking the full on Hanes crewneck sweatshirt and matching sweatpants in quite some time. The elastic cuffs at the bottom. Just a big cranberry walking down the street taking the young one to school. Little does mom know she needs some schooling of her own.
-He

What is Europe's Obsessions with White Keds?

Ever notice whenever you see tourists walking around NYC they are in white shoes or white keds? Cannot explain this and He is hoping some of the ArmHE from Europe can help out on this one. Are they just really comfortable shoes for traveling in? Can't possibly be the answer, there are hundreds of other shoes that are comfortable. Do they look good? That answer is obvious. Is Keds the only shoes they make in Europe? Of course not.

What is the answer He is searching for? Please someone send some legit answers, these tourist need our help.
-He

More Adult Onsies...Please Don't!

Sometimes you wake up and you're like, "I wish my pajamas were appropriate for going out into the world, and I also wish they looked like an animal." Hey, we know, it happens to us just about every morning. Well, at long last, we've discovered a solution to this crisis, and like so many other offbeat hybrids, these pajama costume get-ups come from Japan. Supersize the animal kingdom - 3 more amazing styles here - in cozy fleecelike fabric that's lightweight, comfy, and breathable. These things are meant to be worn super crazy baggy, so 1) they look hilarious, and 2) one size fits all adults. Limited quantities.

"Going out in the World?" In what world, are you going out in one of these? They only thing they got right in that description was they they do "look hilarious" only problem is people are laughing at you, not with you.
-He

Leggings as Pants...All Sorts of Wrong!

 

If you got the body for it, leggings as pants is not the worst thing in the world. Hell guys love those tight black pants girls wear all over. But if you look like this, please please please refrain from wearing lace leggings as pants. Let's just say these lace leggings were more like tights, because there was nothing under the lace, just straight skin. And yes the arrow at the top is pointing to a huge rip in the lace. Not something He wanted to have standing in front of him at 2am.

-He

It's All Wrong on Friday...

Pocahontas Wants Her Boots Back...

Black leggings oh so good, jacket, scarf, all approved, but these ugly fringe boots are one of the worst.Totally ruins would could have been a decent outfit.
-He

Boots or Sandals?

Bootie Sandals...is that what these are called? The worst...
-He

Will F*ck for Shoes...A Classy Shirt, for a Classy Gal!

Nothing says class quite like these shirts and this jewelry line from Locher's.Because really what says f*ck off more than these necklaces?
-He

Green Hair and a Green Dress...

He has one question...does she always have to wear a green outfit so that she matches with her hair?
-He

Even 'The Incredibles' Don't Wear Capes

Capes are the worst! No one looks good in a cape. Unless you are a super hero, and odds are you are not, you should not be weird a cape. Hell there is even an argument against capes even if you are a super hero. Put on a jacket, leave the capes alone.
-He

Of course this is the dialog from the movie The Incredibles:
Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna: No capes!

Rain Capes Seem Like a Scam...

He has never liked those clear umbrellas, and clear rain jacket capes seems just as ridiculous.
-He

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How is this SOLD OUT?

Spike fringe hair band: Two weeks spike leather head band with real human hair fringe. Back band has elastic for fit. 100% leather and real human hair.

REAL HUMAN HAIR?!?! Why? How? Who bought this, that there are none left?
-He

Is There a Size TOO BIG for a Bikini?

Hey He,

as I was browsing the web i came upon bikinis for plus sized women. I'm all for female body confidence no matter what size but I think after a certain size bikini should not be in your vocabulary when it comes to swimwear. What do you think? Here are two links. It goes from not THAT bad, to really bad.

P.S- I don't understand how the designer of the fashion line wants to empower BBWs if her clothes make them look 10x larger.

-Kaya McCowan

First off, Kaya, He Loves You. It is not easy to find a chick who will openly bash other chicks, especially fat chicks, so this was a breathe of fresh air. Second, this email actually made He laugh out loud, which not a lot of emails do. Third, He got gitty at a chance to google search, "fat chicks in bikinis" in hopes of finding an awesome picture for this post. But you are exactly right Kaya, there should very well be a limit before Bikinis are off limits. Many times you BBW should throw on a blanket, or a bed sheet to cover yourself, or a really big one piece. No More BBW Bikinis...sorry ladies, Kaya says so.

-He

Not a Road He Would Drive On...

pic of therez

A road dress? Really? Given this girl makes it look as good as possible, just not sure why she bought it, or why anyone would. Actually, now that He thinks about it a little more He doesn't hate it. It might be a little cool.
-He

Are You F*cking with He?

 

Great find! I love it another feminine guy that wears ballet flats. He must really like them because Tory Burch flats aren't cheap. Why shouldn't us feminine guys get to wear cute ballet flats? Why should women get all the nice shoes. I been looking for a pair of those flats for myself but haven't found any (yet!) I do really like my Michael Kors flats. -Brian Davis

A long time ago He wrote a post about a guy in Tori Burch Flats.Never did He think He was going to get fan mail over it. He absolutely hates these shoes on chicks, but apparently now He has to make it clear, He Hates these on guys too.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

Thanks to the WFL for the tip

He has seen women walking around with a fox on her arm before, but this is a new one. Is that a fox pony tail? It might seem weird, but this is one of the great reasons to love this city.
-He

Don't forget to take pictures of crazy ass sh*t and send it into Fashionbyhe

Show Your Love For He...Not This Way!

Hearts on the knees, no thanks. Gonna stretch and say the nude leggings are better then the sweatpants fringe things but its a close race.
-He

Remove the Price Sticker Before Wearing!

He found these pictures, no clue who Holly Carpenter or Rozanne Purcell are, and He pretty much doesn't care. The fact is someone took their pictures professionally, these were staged shots, for some whiskey, and the girls might or might not be former Miss Ireland. Odds are they even had stylists for this type of photo shoot. THE POINT IS: and this goes for everyone whether you are just buying a new pair of shoes or find yourself in front of the camera. After you buy a bear of heels or any article of clothing, REMOVE THE PRICE STICKERS. Not really a complicated thing, just do it, cheapens the look of the shoe with it still on there.
-He

Don't Make Weird Faces When You Dress like Sh*t...

Ugh, the face this chick is making in the center picture is about the same face He was making right back at her. Gross. Can you please explain to me what or where those shoes came from? Who told you that was a good idea?
-He

P.S. She was really making a face at this gorgeous model from last weeks post. Apparently beauty looks different to all.

Girls Know that Happy Trails are Unnacceptable?

Not sure why this came into He's mind, and it just goes to show how disturbed He really is, but it's something that needs to be said. Girls Should NOT Have Happy Trails. Couldn't find a better picture but this right here is NOT GOOD. Unshaved Legs are bad, and totally unacceptable and He probably should have posted this before summer but deal.
-He