Are These Funny or Stupid?

We have all seen these before, usually its the bikini chick painted on to the shirt. Yea that one is pretty funny, just not sure if by connection these are funny as well. They are called costume tees, but can you legit just wear one of these and be done with your outfit? Definitely a cheap way to get ready for Halloween.
Like it or Hate it?
-He

If One Cut Out is Bad...Two is Worse...

 

He is not a fan of cut out dress, mostly because 99% of the people who wear them are pouring out of the cutouts. That reason alone is enough not to like something. But again if one cut out is bad, two like this one from TrippNYC, is even worse.

-He

He Hates Gladiator Sandals...

These are from Urban Outfitters, but gladiator sandals as a whole are gross. There is a reason the greeks don't run this world anymore, there is a reason shoes have evolved away from these things. The reason: They are ugly as all sin. Uggs, Flatforms, Flats, Toryburch Flats, and gladiator sandals. Rid the earth of them all. The low Gladiator sandals are bad enough, but now you are gonna try and get a knee high or a shin high sandal and He is really going to have a problem with you. Unless your running in a throw back Olympics, there is no other reason int eh world that these should ever make it on your feet.
-He

If You're Ugly, Hide Your Face!

Urban Outfitters came out with these Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses. Can you try and explain this to He? Are they called that because you are embarrassed of your face, so you wear the glasses? If that is the case, then these glasses are hysterical and anyone caught wearing them should be pointed at and laughed at. A lot of people on lookbook.nu have been trying to wear similar things like this, first it was the lace mouse ears, then it was something else, now its censor sunglasses.
-He